Thursday, 30 November 2017 14:31

Greetings Stranger

Written by Master Athan

"Greetings stranger...

Have ye been to the Lady Luck Tavern lately?

What?... Ye 've never heard of it?... Where are ye from?... Not from around I gather....

Are ye from the eastern dales?... or.. maybe from the southern sultanates....

Fine... don't tell... It doesn't mater anyway... Sooner or later ye'r gonna be a sword coaster.... or ye'll die... Hahahahahaha....

Ahem... Were was I?.. Ah yes, the Lady Luck Tavern... Just head for Daggerford's marketplace and ye'll find it... For me its the best place to be if yer looking for some company or a half decent meal... Its even better place for those looking for some adventure I tell ye!

Anyway, there's a new bard in the place, charming fellow..., gets quite the audience every night.

I gather that its not his talent for singing, that people find interesting, but the words of his songs.

There is a particular one, that he always keeps for last, that speaks of hidden treasure or something.. I think it goes like this....

Ahem.....

Now sit around and hear the tale

of poor ol' merchant's coffin nail

 

He was the richest man around

and it was full well known in town

 

he had a fear a bit surreal

his treasure everyone would steal

 

and thus he traveled far and wide

to find a place his gold to hide

 

and soon he stumbled on a cave

designed by fate to be his grave

 

you see the man was unaware

the cave was also a monster's lair

 

poor fella went and woke the beast

and soon became the monster's feast

 

his treasure's still there I suppose

and that is how the story goes

 

So if you 'd like the merchant's wealth

I'll drink a pitcher to your health

 

And if you want to know the place

Buy me a beer of fuck your face

 

 

I know I'm not much of a singer, but ye seem like an adventurous fellow..., why don't ye go there and see him for yer self?...

Maybe his on to something...."

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